BREAKING NEWS: Go Dotty can now reveal that, after months of closed door negotiating, Prime Minister Theresa May and Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn have agreed to break the Brexit deadlock with a high stakes game of the up and coming board game, Go Dotty. If May were to win, Corbyn would agree to back her bill. But if Corbyn wins, May agrees to call a General Election.
Happy April Fool’s Day! How nice it would be if our Brexit problems could be solved over a game of Go Dotty. Of course, we’d still love it if the Prime Minister Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn MP could find time in their busy schedules to sit down over a game or two.
Brexit. Making everyone Go Dotty.